Amazon is selling the amazing and delicious SWEET SUE WHOLE CHICKEN IN A CAN 6 CT. (Affiliate link, because I know you want it.) For the cheap price of $49,99 plus 30,70 shipping you get six cans of whole chicken.

Amazon customers has kindly tagged this with: wtf, defectivebydesign and ineedastraw for your convenience.

See more pictures of a chicken in a can on I Hate My Message Board, where you can also read what it tasted like.