Shia LaBeouf: my mother is the sexiest person I know

When asked by Playboy who you think the sexiest woman you know is, do you answer A: my co-star in Transformers Megan Fox B: Heidi Klum or C: my mother. If you’re Shia LaBeouf, you picked C.

Asked by Playboy who he thought was the sexiest person he knew, LaBeouf answered “Probably the sexiest woman I know is my mother. She’s an ethereal angel. Nobody looks like that woman. If I could meet my mother and marry her, I would. I would be with my mother now, if she weren’t my mother, as sick as that sounds.”

And yes, that picture above is Shia with his mother Shayna Labeouf. Insert creepy music here.