Category: Odd + Funny Author : Duncan Riley Posted: May 3, 2009
Tags : lol, russia, russian army test
The above chart is said to be an entry level test for the Russian army. According to English Russia, the instructions read:
Six questions that help to identify any hidden psychological diseases young soldier might. If the soldier can’t see the number in one of the 6 circles on the test picture, the he likely might having:
Can’t see circle 1: High agression, proneness to conflict, the recommendation is to add more physical excercise and cold showers.
Can’t see circle 2: Possible low than average intellectual abilities, can’t serve with sophisticated equipment.
Can’t see circle 3: Possible debauchery, soldier should get increased daily ration, should get more physical activity tasks, should not be connected to food supplies, etc.
Can’t see circle 4: Possible inclination to violence, can be assigend as a leader to his unit, as he can preserve discipline.
Can’t see circle 5: Possible latent homosexuality. Can be light uncontrolled accesses of attraction to the same sex.
Can’t see circle 6: Possible schizophreanic tendency. Required additional inspection.
Every soldier should be tested before assignment, according to the order #2299.”
Which one couldn’t you read? 
May 3, 2009
damn it i'm gay !!!
May 3, 2009
Fred – you might want to go google “Ishihara” before stocking up on the lube….
May 3, 2009
HaHa! I'm gaaaaayyyyy!
May 3, 2009
Holy shit, I don't see anything in Circle 5. Better tell the wife.
May 3, 2009
In one of the standard tests we red/green deficient people actually get to see the girl without her bikini!
May 3, 2009
Man, that Boris Yeltsin is a really handsome man!
May 3, 2009
Um, this is a standard test for color blindness. Is this how urban legends get their start?
May 3, 2009
Folks, its a joke test. In the russian army, the worst thing is being gay!! ))))
There is no number in question 5. So relax, you are fine ))))
May 3, 2009
Damn… I'm gay too?! Does that mean I can only link up with Russian soldiers? Or can I be attracted to any soldier?
I love a man in uniform
May 3, 2009
test
May 3, 2009
What do you mean 'So relax, you are fine ))))'? I AM gay!!
May 4, 2009
I'm a libra