Did someone call for a trainwreck? Denise Richards sings

If the thought of Denise Richards singing is bad enough by itself, just wait until you see the video.

The failed Dancing With The Stars diva was at the but end of someone’s idea of a bad joke when she was handed a microphone at a Chicago Cubs game and asked to sing “Take Me Out To The Ball Game. Thinking that she could hold a tune, Richards obliged.

Here’s a list of things you need to do before hitting play on this video: remove milk from near your computer (it may curdle,) remove small animals from earshot (that would be animal abuse,) and most definitely do not allow small children (or children below the age of 18) watch this, because hearing this may cause serious future impairment.

Someone called a trainwreck, and Denise Richards came singing:

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