Category: Odd + Funny Author : Duncan Riley Posted: May 1, 2009
Tags : bouncewith.me.uk, h1z1, swine flu zombie, zombie flu, zombie swine flu, zombism
A report from the fake BBC suggests that there has been a small outbreak of “zombism” in London due to mutation of the H1N1 virus (swine flu) into new strain: H1Z1.
The outbreak is said to be similar to a scare originally found in Cambodia back in 2005.
After death, this virus is able to restart the heart of it’s victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believe to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.”
This serious development is said by some sites to be the result of an official government project gone bad.
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May 1, 2009
After death, this virus is able to restart the heart of it’s victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent behavior……?
Are you friggen kidding me?
May 1, 2009
Levity?
May 1, 2009
hell yeahhh im a zombie
May 1, 2009
ya know some twits are freakin out over this
I say let em
that how i got this link
i'm leavin em on the hook too …….
May 2, 2009
oh my god as if we need to hear more bs.. cut the bu!!$hit people have enough crap to deal with..
May 3, 2009
67.205.53.25
is this the right ip?
May 3, 2009
very well done…. I was able to back hack it. SUPRISE.
67.205.53.25
May 3, 2009
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May 3, 2009
You in the USa? Brea California
May 3, 2009
67.205.53.25
apache2-udder.humantorch.dreamhost.com
Host reachable, 636 ms. average
67.205.0.0 – 67.205.63.255
New Dream Network, LLC
417 Associated Rd.
PMB #257
Brea
CA
92821
United States
May 4, 2009
This is jokes lol if only this happend
May 5, 2009
Is this a joke…? Because if not… I'm locking myself in my room.
May 5, 2009
i wish it was true
i had my shotgun ready xD
real life resident evil ftw!!
May 6, 2009
o comon guys read the f**king link lol does it say bbc on this URL… NO!
May 6, 2009
*sigh* i had my pink sparkly crowbar all ready too….
May 7, 2009
is that real ? if it is are zombies fast?
May 7, 2009
are they fast
May 9, 2009
wow im sooooo scared…cant wait to kill some zombi azz!
May 10, 2009
this is so freakin fake
May 10, 2009
oh come on! who's got to be that freakin stupid to believe that crazy bulls**t story.
May 11, 2009
Really??
May 14, 2009
Heh… yeah, my hosting provider made me take it down. It was originally just a joke for some co-workers (even says that in comments w/in the HTML) but apparently it hit the headlines… woops!
May 28, 2009
and my father is Michael Jackson
May 31, 2009
happy swine flu to americans. i very happy for this virus. its bring new hope for the peoples who were infected by american troops.
may be its a reaction of american act.
hurra come on virus grew up more and kills more americans.
its a very delicious americans come on tast it and tast the moments of death.
by.
australian nation.
Jul 15, 2009
It's times like this that I kind of wish zombism did exist, because I'm sure idiots like you would be the first to fall.