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Category: Odd + Funny Author : Duncan Riley Posted: May 1, 2009
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Zombie Swine Flu outbreak reported in the United Kingdom



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A report from the fake BBC suggests that there has been a small outbreak of “zombism” in London due to mutation of the H1N1 virus (swine flu) into new strain: H1Z1.

The outbreak is said to be similar to a scare originally found in Cambodia back in 2005.

After death, this virus is able to restart the heart of it’s victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believe to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.”

This serious development is said by some sites to be the result of an official government project gone bad.

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