Improved terrorist screening measures include hugging a Jew

What’s the best way to identify a jihadist at an airport? Why not use the one thing terrorists hate more than anything in the world and find out: Jewish people.

This cleverly made spoof video suggests that the TSA will be replacing metal detectors with a traditionally dressed Jewish gentleman who all passengers will be required to hug to pass.

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