Top Gun Church: the need for God

Do you have the need for God? Do big jets and flying pastors tickle your manly fancy? Then we have the church for you.

Dr Shine and Dee Dee’s Seed Faith International Church is billing itself as God’s Top Gun of Deliverance. In an ad that breaches so much copyright that there’s a lawyer somewhere who just got taken to hospital due to over-excitement, Dr Shine flies like an eagle in the name of the lord. Actually, that’s not entirely accurate, because the plane Dr. Shine morphs into while flying is a F-14, which is known as a Tomcat.

The Seed Faith International Church must be an inclusive church though, because as most people know, Top Gun is a gay movie.

Here’s the Top Gun Church commercial:

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