Jon Stewart: Tom Brady, Rob Gronkowski Slammed For Patriots Cheating [Video]


According to Jon Stewart, Tom Brady is a “cheating f**k” who is primarily responsible for the New England Patriots’ cheating scandal. While, yes, Stewart does tend to go over the top for The Daily Show, those words are sure to “deflate” Brady’s ego.

In a related report by the Inquisitr, George Lucas once asked directly if Stephen Colbert would take over the Daily Show, and you might find his response fairly interesting. Jon Stewart also bought the farm… literally, and apparently “Farmer Jon” will be taking care of many an animal.

But right now, Stewart is busy trying to hogtie that cheating Tom Brady.

“Tommy, you cheating f**k,” Stewart said, exploding during his report on the latest Patriots cheating scandal. “Why? You’ve got four Super Bowl rings. You’re married to the biggest supermodel in the world. Your face — your beautiful face — is a wonder of symmetry, a plutonic ideal of beauty that can survive even the stupidest of haircuts.”

The Daily Show host then went on to call Brady the “Fresh Prince of Ball Air,” and tucked in a joke by comparing the Patriots quarterback to Michael Jordan.

“Did Michael Jordan cheat to get his six championships?” Stewart asked. “No. In fact, Michael Jordan decided to play a sport he sucked at just to give other people the chance to win a championship.”

According to Jon Stewart, Tom Brady does have one way of saving his name: by switching teams to join Stewart’s favorite, the New York Giants.

“If you think that I wouldn’t chastise you if you were wearing my team’s colors,” Stewart clarified. “If you think I wouldn’t chastise you for that, that would be correct.”

Oh, great balls of liar! But Stewart still insists that Brady must have known something about the whole Patriots cheating scandal.

“He f***ing knew! Brady knew that the balls were being deflated!” Stewart yells.

Rob Gronkowski also entered the firing zone for his comments where he deflected any concern about the so-called DeflateGate by bouncing them off of his muscles.

“You know, I go to leave, the media runs storming out, all they want to know is questions about the Deflategate,” Gronkowski said in a previous report by the Inquistir. “Well guess what? All the fundraising for the kids? All the kids, everyone doing a great job, all the behind-the-scenes that I do, ‘Rodman Ride for Kids’ does, all that, no one ever wants to expand on that, for the kids, all the charity events. No, they’re worried about the story for the Deflategate. You know, these sure aren’t deflating [referring to his muscles]. These are only inflating. So get ready, because I’m gonna be ready. And there’s one thing they can deflate: deez nuts!”

Of course, that meant Stewart was required to be a little bit sarcastic.

“Thank you, Gronk, for reminding us that athletes’ lives are complex,” Stewart said. “And that much of the good work these athletes do in their communities goes unsung. And the focus on their foibles can reduce these athletes to two-dimensional thick-skulled caricatures.”

What do you think about Jon Stewart’s Tom Brady comments? Does the Patriots quarterback deserve to be called a “cheating f**k”?

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