Matthew Perry Just Told A Really Creepy Porn Story To Conan O’Brien

After Conan O’Brien asked Matthew Perry why there was only one photograph of the actor and Thomas Lennon to promote the duo’s upcoming show, The Odd Couple, the talk show host probably expected a relatively simple, jovial response. What he got instead was a crude, hilarious, and downright creepy anecdote about Matthew Perry masturbating.

Perry, who made a name for himself starring as Chandler Bing in NBC’s Friends for 10 seasons, admitted to O’Brien that it was his fault that only one photo existed of the duo.

That’s because over a decade ago, an NBC photo-shoot that involved the cast of Friends, the cast of ER, and numerous models got Perry into a spot of bother.

After capturing the necessary images, Perry admitted that he found himself a little turned on. So when he returned to his house he decided to relieve the burden that being around the women had amassed. In order to do just that, Perry, who was single at the time, watched pornography for around a half an hour, even though it was 1 o’clock in the afternoon.

As it was the mid 1990s, Perry couldn’t turn to the vast abyss of the internet to intimately search and find the material he desired. Instead he used a DVD, which he put into the player.

After he had concluded his solo, x-rated deed, Perry immediately looked to turn the adult film off, because he was so disgusted by his own antics.

But Perry was able to. He continued to whack at the remote control to try and turn the television off but it still remained on. After a couple of minutes he simply decided to turn the volume down completely instead. But for some reason he could still hear the faint sounds of the porno film.

At this point, Perry finishes the tale best: “The night before I’d gone out into the back-yard with a glass of wine to listen to music. And then I realised that for the last hour I’d been blasting a porno out of my out-door speakers all the way down into the San Fernando Valley.”

Perry teased that he was then forced to move shortly after because of the huge embarrassment that followed. Perry should be rewarded for peppering the usually mundane and generic chat-show chatter with his perverted dose of embarrassment, even if, because of his openness, none of of us will ever be able to look at him in the same way again.

You can see Perry regaling Conan with the entire story below.