Category: Odd + Funny Author : Duncan Riley Posted: March 23, 2009
Tags : kansas, police horse, weird
Wichita, Kansas police arrested a man Sunday morning for attacking a police horse with a 5ft long inflatable penis.
The man was accompanying a group of women on a “Bachelorette party” when two officers on horseback spoke to the group. The man, who had previously been “joking around” with the penis thought it would be funny to hurl it at an officer, but missed and hit the horse instead, spooking the horse.
According to local reports, police arrested the man on suspicion of battery of a law enforcement officer, in this case, the horse. As this occurred, the sister of the man grabbed the officers arm, so she got arrested as well.
But because there’s always more, another woman in the group was arrested when she struck the horse’s head, although what isn’t clear is the why. What we do know is that the horse stood on the woman resulting in injuries that required medical attention, but we don’t know if that happened before or after she struck the horse. To twist the line from Over the Rainbow, you most definitely are in Kansas.
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Mar 24, 2009
I was there and saw it all..My Story…
Ok, so I had met this bachelorette party earlier in the night…nice girls and out for a good time…that was about 10pm that night…about 1230pm I saw them leaving the club and all were in good spirits…not like some parties I’ve seen where the girls end up carrying the bachlorette to her car because she drank so much. They were parting ways by the down town bathrooms. Some of the girls were going to a hotel and the other were going to their cars and going home. I NEVER DID see these guys “throw” the 5 ft dick at the cops…truth be told it’d take a lot to do so because not only was it 5ft tall but it was about 2 and a half ft around…no easy task to pick up and throw this thing.
Anyway I see the girls parting ways and it looks like something did spook the horse. The cops start throwing people against the cop cars and the female cop who was one of two on horses told her horse to charge forward after a few of the ladies didn’t leave right away due to them asking why their friends were bring arrested. The woman who got stepped on was only about a foot or two away from the outside bathroom wall with the horse in front of her. When the cop told her horse to charge the horse went forward as much as it could. There was NO WAY the woman could move one way or another and she put her arms in front of her face to hide like one would from a scary movie. The horse ended up stepping on her foot and breaking two of her toes.
After about an hour and a half of the cops dealing with this we were getting ready to leave Old Town and call it a night when I noticed that this chick was still by the bathrooms and now all alone. I thought it was messed up from what I saw and the fact she was still there be her self. I went over and started talking to her and she broke down and just started crying and telling me what happened. She said they were leaving and some dudes walking by throw some trash or something at the horses and that’s what spooked them…not the girls, the party or the penis…she told me a lot of what I’d seen already and added that some of the cops were laughing about it behind her back but she could still hear them. The cops also refused to give her the names and police badge numbers for a long time. They finally gave in and she showed me the paper with their names and numbers.
All I could think about is how the whole thing could have been dealt with differently
Mar 24, 2009
I was a member of the bachelorette party in question, a sober sister, and I second most of Dakota's story. Here are some of my own notes:
1) The inflatable member was AT LEAST 6 feet long. Maybe more. Refer to my facebook pictures from the event.
2) The inflatable member was stolen by someone totally unrelated to our celebration (the “man” in question), thrown at a female officer who obviously suffered some embarrassment, who then made a quick (read:rash) decision to charge the likely culprits – us – on her high horse (no pun intended.) The intimidation of being pinned between the broad side of a Clydesdale and a brick wall prompted several of the celebrators to shield their faces and bodies, at which point the “assault” arrests were made.
3) I have proof. I brought the (now flaccid) member home with me
Mar 25, 2009
I'd love to see the photos Liz…e mail me at dakotazfm@yahoo.com and I'll send you my facebook name