Category: Odd + Funny, Technology Author : Fake Steve Gillmor Posted: July 30, 2008
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A failure to communicate: the closure of TechCrunchIT


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From our regular contributor, Fake Steve Gillmor

As the Russians battled into the heart of Berlin, Hitler decided to end it all. TechCrunch IT is no more. Killed by the hand of god before it could reach its full potential. A watergate sized travesty in a magic mushroom teacup.

Was it a failure to communicate with the IT community that hastened the Russians at the gate, or a bumbling mess of poor seques and historical anecdotes that became an atom bomb to the Japanese. Is it not a failure to communicate the failure to communicate the sites demise, instead simply redirecting it to gods kingdom alone?

What now for the mesh toast, the fluffy clouds and yapping dogs that can no longer find a home. Why isn’t there a ASPCA for lost blogs from where they can find new homes. Why did Joni Mitchell die so young, and yet Tinny Tim live until 1996. O Grub Street! how do I bemoan thee, Whose graceless children scorn to own thee! Yet thou hast greater cause to be, Ashamed of them, than they of thee.

Death cancels everything but truth; and strips a man of everything but genius and virtue. It is a sort of natural canonization. It makes the meanest of us sacred—it installs the poet in his immortality, and lifts him to the skies.

Death or life or life or death. Farewell sweet TechCrunch IT, I love you still.

Editors note: since FSG posted this, TechCrunchIT has returned and is no longer redirecting to TechCrunch, however the last post date on the site is July 25. Still looks dead to me

Editors note 2: TechCrunchIT is now redirecting to TechCrunch again and the site has be scrubbed from the network list. Completely 100% dead.


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  • Ben
    Well that was short lived.
  • I sure hope this doesn't mean the other Steve Gilmore (the one who doesn't make any sense) will start posting on TechCrunch again.
    I mean, don't those people have any standards? (I guess they let Mike post too, but only because he signs the checks).
  • JK with the Arrington joke. Please don't ban me from gods kingdom
  • Stephen Gazoogle
    Will this piece show up on TechMeme?

    You should have waited til Sunday. If it didn't show up then, it would be clear proof of bias. Publishing this today gives Gabe an excuse to bury it under Yahoo, Google et al.
  • Stephen, true, but even then its even money that it wouldn't hit either.
  • Stephen Gazoogle
    BTW Joni Mitchell turns 65 this November -- alive and well.

    The Real SG didn't make errors with the cultural references from his youth, AFAIK...
    Janis Joplin, maybe?

    More BTW: Live search for inquisitr brings up blogs.inquisitr.com. On purpose?
    Planning to let us edit your articles there? :-)
  • Megan
    and...it's back...with the last update on 25 Jul, so it looks like it is dead
  • Gillmor just posted today. Ugh.
  • ~
  • ccoc
    Seems to be active with a recent post http://www.techcrunchit.com/
  • CyndyA
    OMG... I just realized that Outbrain dragged up my post from Louis' blog as "our readers also liked." I hope that doesn't mean I write like FSG!
  • Sidharth
    your comments seems to have bought life back. michael seems to be wanting to prove you wrong. back from deadpool
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