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Katie Holmes sports hair extensions to help hide the death pale


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Katie Holmes walked the red carpet in Tokyo this week with a new feature: hair extensions.

Holmes, who we’ve had on a death watch for a while now as she’s wasted away on a Scientology Diet, actually looks a lot better than recent outings. No doubt that long hair and a ton of makeup helps hide her Ethiopian frame.

Notable in the shots is Tom Cruise, who also seems to have lost some weight; nothing like shrinking together. Cruise also appears to be sporting pink lipstick. Has Tom finally come out of the closet, or is lipstick merely a Scientology trend this year?










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5 Archived Responses to “ Katie Holmes sports hair extensions to help hide the death pale ”

  1. what exactly is an ethiopian frame? what are you posting racist and ignorant comments?? is there an editor or manager?

  2. Fact Man
    Mar 13, 2009

    DO NOT READ THIS COMMENT OR YOU WILL CATCH PNEUMONIA. Katie is still covered with space-parasites. Tom has fewer of the space cooties, but he still needs more $cientology auditing to make them all go away. THEN he will be able to fly, and all his gayness will permanently cured. ITS XENU'S FAULT.

  3. With the economy in the toilet, seats on that utopian spaceship outta here are probably going at a premium. I'm guessing they're slimming down so they can share one….or they just don't want to be eaten first by the others.


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