Category: Odd + Funny Author : Steven Hodson Posted: March 9, 2009
Tags : chimps, monkey, zoo
Zoo chimp discovered to be planning attacks on visitors

So, you think that all those monkeys and chimps you see cavorting around at the local zoo are all cute and stuff huh?
Well think again because if they are anything like Santino, a chimp at Sweden’s Furuvik Zoo they could be planning their attack to take over the world – or at least the zoo. According to the staff at the zoo they have caught Santino chipping at concrete to create discs to throw at visitors. As well he even made weapons at night to throw at visitors when the zoo opens in the morning.
It is this kind of behavior that has been impressing scientists who believe that this is the first evidence that a non-human animal is capable of making plans for the future
“It implies that they have a highly developed consciousness, including life-like mental simulations of potential events,” said Mathias Osvath, a scientist who studied Santino for over a decade. “They most probably have an ‘inner world’ like we have when reviewing past episodes of our lives or thinking of days to come. I would guess that they plan much of their everyday behaviour.”
Source: Planet Save
I don’t know about you but the idea of having to wear Kevlar the next time I go to the zoo isn’t exactly my idea of a fun afternoon out.
Update: After it was pointed out by a reader that the previous picture was actually one of a gorilla rather than a chimp I at first responded with some humor about him being picky. I also pointed out that that was the same picture that Planet Save had used in their post to Kambiz Kamrani reply in the comments
Just because someone else made the mistake, Steve, doesn’t mean it is okay to perpetuate it. If anything, as the title of this blog indicates, one should be inquisitive and critical — not just an echo chamber of misinformation.
To this I would have to agree and as a result have corrected my error with a proper picture of a chimp. Thanks Kambiz for keeping me honest – thanks







Mar 9, 2009
I, for one, welcome our new monkey overlords..
or…
Didn't I see this in “Planet of the Apes”?
Mar 9, 2009
that was my thought
Mar 9, 2009
This ain't a chimpanzee pictured in the photo. It is a gorilla.
Mar 9, 2009
maybe so but it doesn't change the facts of the story .. as well as you can tell if you read the credits big media writers than myself also used the same graphic.
Mar 10, 2009
Just because someone else made the mistake, Steve, doesn't mean it is okay to perpetuate it. If anything, as the title of this blog indicates, one should be inquisitive and critical — not just an echo chamber of misinformation.
Furthermore, Gorillas and chimps are significantly different primates with different mannerisms and capacities.
Mar 10, 2009
consider me properly chastised
.. I have replaced the picture with a correct one. Thank you.
Mar 10, 2009
Can you really blame him? Before being critical, live in his world a day or two, would you not be prone to do something radical?????????? Perhaps!!!