TV Presenter Wakes Up Minus His Testicles After Steamy Night Of Passion With Mysterious Blonde Bombshell

A married TV presenter who was approached by a mysterious blonde stranger in a Russian bar and invited back for a little romance in a nearby sauna, woke up the next morning to find his testicles had been cut off.

The morning after a night on the town is never a pleasant experience, but Dmitry Nikolaev recently suffered the morning after from hell. Not only did the 30-year-old from Moscow have a raging hangover, a sore head, and no memory of the night before to contend with, he also had to deal with the fact that he had just been castrated.

The Mirror reports that Dmitry was enjoying a drink in his local bar, when a blonde bombshell approached him and engaged the TV presenter in conversation.

One thing led to another, and after a period of flirting, the couple caught a taxi back to a nearby sauna for some heated frolics.

LifeNews.RU. reports that after drinking some beer and enjoying a bit of a smooch, Dmitry passed out.

“I met a girl at the bar and then we went to the sauna for a taxi. I remember that I had a beer, and do not remember any more.”

Waking up the next morning, Dmitry noticed blood on his underwear and he was also suffering from a sharp and stabbing pain below the waist. Not having the slightest inkling of what was plaguing him, Dmitry called for an ambulance and was rushed to hospital, where the doctors had some disturbing news for the young TV presenter.

“I thought it was just a cut but doctors told me my testicles had been removed.”

After informing Dmitry that he had been drugged and his testicles cut off, the surgeons explained to Dmitry that because the skin was initially cauterised and the cut was clean, his testicles had been removed by a castration expert, such as a doctor or vet.

Surgeons operated on Dmitry to close the wound and after hours spent in intensive care, the TV presenter is said to have made a full recovery.

Out of shame, Dmitry allegedly told his wife that due to a freak and sudden serious illness he had to have his testicles cut off.

However, Russian police believe the blonde bombshell was working for a criminal gang who sell organs on the black market, and she had targeted Dmitry specifically for his testicles.