Sinead O’Connor Calls Off Divorce
Sinead O’Connor- the Irish singer who has seemingly never managed to do something not controversial over the course of her career- got married in Vegas a few weeks ago after a very brief courtship.
Prior to committing a fourth time to the institution of marriage, O’Connor had been publicly complaining of sexual frustration as well as eyeing up certain phallic vegetables in her desperation. And by her description, the wedding night in Vegas was a bit of a clusterfracas, with a quest for some dope landing her in a crack den.
When announcing the divorce after sixteen days of marriage, O’Connor wrote:
“there was intense pressure placed upon him by certain people in his life, not to be involved with me. Within 3 hours of the ceremony being over the marriage was kyboshed by the behaviour of certain people in my husband’s life and also by a bit of a wild ride i took us on looking for a bit of a smoke of weed for me wedding night as I don’t drink.”
However, O’Connor wrote in Twitter stone today that the marriage is back on. I mean, who wants to throw away sixteen days over a little matter of honeymooning in a crack den? Nobody. And certainly not Sinead O’Connor. (Did we mention she has an album to promote right now?)
The reconciliation can be reasonably inferred from O’Connor’s tweets, in which she writes:
yay!!! me husband is a big hairy cave man an came to claim me with his club : ) and now im in cave-land.. yay!! we both go panto!
A subscriber asks if the tweet means the divorce is off, to which O’Connor responds:
Yup that’s wot it means. An I can add to my lingerie collection. Size uk 12 btw for anyone wanting to send any. 36b. : )
Do you think Sinead O’Connor’s fourth marriage will last?