Even during the Super Bowl, you can’t hide from the law

Some police may be lazy, eating doughnuts and watching football, but presuming that’s true of all of them can be a grave mistake, particularly if you deal drugs.

29 year old Jonah M. Simoneau was arrested in York Country, PA. during the third quarter of the Super Bowl with $17,000 worth of cocaine, according to Pennsylvania Police.

But it’s why he was dealing during the big game that makes an otherwise random drug arrest more interesting: Simoneau told police that he thought he’d be less likely to encounter police during the Super Bowl.

The York Daily Record quotes a spokesman for the police saying “Not the brightest tactic,…We’re always working.