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Best of Amazon: Child Pimp Costume
The whole idea that you’d dress your kid like this is a bit disturbing to start with, but the review is solid.
H. Mahmoud “scarlettm512″
While the costume is well made and the wad of cash adds a nice, realistic touch, this costume doesn’t really have much of an impact unless you have other kids (friends, siblings) with you. You need a minimum of two hos, preferably female — but a transvestite works as well, before most adults will get be able to recognize the look you are going for. To put you over the top, have the hos put vaseline in their hair to simulate that “I haven’t showered in weeks look”. Heavy black eyeliner (smudged, of course), “black” eye and busted lip really bring home the message that you are one tough pimp. Extra bonus points for needle track marks and the pimp can lure his hos with immitation crack cocaine (needle and spoon optional depending upon the age of the pimp).
Don’t forget to have the kids say “you aren’t a cop are you?” instead of “Trick or Treat” and I guarantee your kids will have the most talked about costumes in the entire neighborhood!
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