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Category: Odd + Funny Author : Duncan Riley Posted: January 28, 2009
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Creepy: Bart Simpson robo-calling for Scientology


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Hey man, this is Bart Simpson, there’s aliens flying DC-9s into volcanoes. Give me all your money.

OK, so it doesn’t go exactly like that, but the voice of Bart Simpson Nancy Cartwright is heading a robo-call campaign for Scientology, delivered in Bart’s voice.

Says Bart: “I’m now auditing on New OTVII…I’ll share my many wins…”It’s gonna be a blast, man!

Here’s Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson promoting Scientology.

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4 Archived Responses to “ Creepy: Bart Simpson robo-calling for Scientology ”

  1. Bill Ruy
    Jan 28, 2009

    that's hilarious. it's gonna be a blast (if you like cults)

    Bart Simpson Scientology Robo Call

  2. Former Fan
    Jan 28, 2009

    As a parent, I want Mr. Groening to know that yesterday I went around to all the mom's with young kids in our neighborhood and laid out the story for them, and Ms. Cartwright's religion, and its control of a group called 'Citizens Commission for Human Rights' which not only believes kids are over-medicated (quite true), BUT also that nobody should be taking psychiatric medications (tell that to my 2 friends with ADHD kids in grade school).

    As of yesterday, our neighborhood is a Bart Simpson Free Zone, and the show has been v-chipped out of the households of our kids. We are planning on taking this matter up at our next full PTA meeting and discussing the realities of Scientology and their trying to get at our children, even through their cartoons.

    Mr. Groenig, as of today you've lost 12 households of viewers. By this time 2 weeks from now when the PTA meets, we expect that number to rise into the hundreds. Our kids love your show, and we'll be glad to give it back to them once you've fired Ms. Cartwright and not a moment before.

    Your former fan,

    Mrs. Midwestern America

  3. xenubarb
    Jan 28, 2009

    Amusingly elronic, considering Scientology's continuous BAWWWing over copyright infringement and intellectual property theft.

    Perhaps as a new OTVII, Miz Cartwright has somehow forgotten that she isn't Bart, she doesn't own Bart's name, image or voice.

    I'm extremely interested to hear how Fox and Matt Groening are going to react to this! Cartwright's cult has gotten in the way of production in the past. There are some things you just can't get a Scientologist to say on tape!

    I hope Fox and Matt have a cow, man!

  4. anonymous
    Jan 31, 2009

    its already been copyrighted by fox.. hmmmm