Harry Styles Fan Falls Into A Steaming Pile Of Manure While Chasing Her Hero: It’s A Dung Direction!
A manic Harry Styles fan who was so desperate and determined to get close to her hero, accidentally fell into a giant pile of horse droppings as she run like a race horse in stilettos to be close to the One Direction heart-throb.
Poor old Harry Styles. It’s a tough gig being a member of the biggest boy band on the planet. Not only have you got to keep delivering hit song after hit song and dance your butt off on a daily basis, you’ve also got to contend with the hordes of One Direction fans who are religious in their zest for old Harry and the other four singers in the band.
For example, look what happened earlier this week to hapless Harry Styles as he emerged from a busy night of hustling and bustling at the British Fashion Awards.
When Styles was busy networking and no doubt savouring some fine festive Sherry and happily chomping on some exquisite cocktail sausages inside the London Coliseum with the great and good from the world of fashion, outside the venue a crowd of One Direction fans had assembled like a hungry mob of peasants outside the palace.
After presenting Harry Potter actress Emma Watson with some award or other, Styles ventured out into the cold December night, and was immediately confronted by an all-powerful surge of One Direction fans who quickly engulfed Styles like he was the second coming.
The unruly and savage mob that rushed our Harry must have appeared a lot different to the civility and well-groomed eloquence of the British Fashion Awards.
As the mob rushed towards their prey, the Daily Mail reported that it all appeared too much for one Harry Styles fan who fell helplessly into a pile of steaming dung which had been deposited outside the exclusive theatre by a passing police horse.
One can’t help but think that there is a poetic metaphor and elusive but penetrating insight into the fickle and shallow nature of fame to be found in such an incident, but then again, perhaps not.
Refusing to let her little mishap deter her from meeting Harry Styles in the flesh, the fan picked herself up, dusted herself off, and continued in her tenacious bid to get close to the One Direction superstar for a prized selfie.
Unfortunately, an immaculately suited and booted Harry appeared to ignore the poor girl’s plight and request to pose for a photo, and cutting a Dorian Grey like figure, ‘Dirty Harry’ simply quickly jumped into the back of his car and was gone in One, or should that be ‘Dung’ direction.
