Life On Mars?

UFO Experts Claim To Have Found A Rock Resembling Barack Obama’s Head On Mars

Critics of the U.S. president have often accused Barack Obama of living in cloud cuckoo land, the paradise of the fool, or indeed, another planet, but what on earth is Obama’s head doing on Mars?

Or to put it another way, a rock resembling the head of Barack Obama has been spotted by UFO enthusiasts on the red planet – cue the conspiracy theories.

The Daily Mail reports that the picture of what could be a martian rock version of Barack Obama’s head was discovered on a panoramic image taken by the Spirit rover in 2005.

Scott Waring of the UFO Sightings Daily blog claims he was casually searching for structures on Mars when he stumbled across the rock that could be a head. He believes the rock is not a rock but a head from a statue.

“Searching for structures on Mars I found this head. From the way its standing up I would say that it is a full statue, but is buried from the shoulders down. Its standing perfectly upright. It looks humanoid, but hard to tell with a sculpture. Most people are calling these rocks carvings, but I highly doubt that this is mere rock, but instead is probably a 3D printed substance with tech printed inside. Sure we see scatterings of rocks, but it may just be the remains of an alien civilisation that was hit hard by a competing alien race. Sure hope humanity never discovers such weapons.”

Yet another UFO enthusiast was so intrigued by the innocuous lump of Martian matter, he decided to probe deeper and after altering the image on a computer, discovered not just a dumb rock staring back, but the head of President Obama.

“By cleaning the image in a software program,I discovered that this relic has an uncanny resemblance to the United States president, Barack Obama.”

Uncanny indeed! Of course, life on Mars is not just something David Bowie once sung about, Nasa has spent billions of dollars on a variety of missions to Mars to find out if the planet might once have been habitable.

Only recently a physicist called Dr. Brandenburg suggested that ancient Martian civilization was wiped out by nuclear bomb-wielding aliens, and that earthlings are next on their list.

But can this recently discovered rock really be an ancient homage or perhaps warning from an advanced civilization in regard to Barack Obama.

Who knows! One commentator on UFO Sightings Daily suggested, “Don’t you think head resembles a look-a-like of Nelson Mandela or Morgan freeman? Weird stuff man.”

Yet another suggested that the rock wasn’t a homage to Obama but something called a head plant.

“I think that it is a head plant! The hair on the head and face is actually plantation. Our ancestors came from Mars. I’ve seen a lot of pictures on Mars of human trees and plants. The arms and legs are the roots in the ground, that absorb nutrition and water. The body in the ground keeps the human plant warm.”

Indeed! The truth is out there, but one thing’s for sure, it would appear that President Barack Obama is forever destined to be caught between a rock and a hard place. And that’s the stone cold truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. So help me Zog! sorry, God!

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