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Italian Couple Have Sex In Sea, Genitals Become Stuck Together, Eventually Separated In Hospital

An Italian couple’s attempt to have a romantic nautical adventure soon turned sour after their genitals got stuck together.

Various Italian media reports have alleged that the unnamed pair started to frolic in the water after they noticed that the beach, which was located in the Marche area of Italy, was deserted. They decided to try and add to the occasion by heading out into the water together for some racy fun.

According to the Metro, at first they simply decided to go into the water without any clothes on. But things soon became a little bit more heated and they eventually found themselves passionately embraced while in the sea.

However, their dream soon turned into a nightmare after they discovered that they couldn’t actually pull away from each other. Unfortunately, after several attempts to do so, they suddenly found themselves in extraordinary pain every time they tried to go their separate ways.

Il Mattino, an Italian newspaper, went on to report that the man was “unable to extricate himself from the woman due to suction.” I imagine that they then considered several options for how to get themselves out of this hugely embarrassing situation before help eventually arrived in the shape of woman who was walking alone on the beach.

After noticing that they were in some discomfort and were pleading for help, she immediately saw their problem and then went to get a towel. They then used this to cover up their private parts and they managed to waddle their way to the beach “as one,” after which they were able to call in professionals to separate them.

The pair were then rushed to a hospital where a doctor managed to free them from each other. He achieved this with an injection to the woman, which helped to dilate her uterus.

However, despite these reports, an expert in public health from the Imperial College in London refuted claims that the incident actually took place. “I wouldn’t say it’s impossible,” she explained [via the Toronto Sun], “nothing’s impossible, but I think it sounds highly unlikely.” She stated that if a male and female did find their genitalia stuck together then they would probably be freed as soon as he lost his erection.

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