I know the moment I even mention Megan Fox’s name, salivating fans will be ready to defend her, but class is something Fox doesn’t have. Take these comments on the red carpet at The Golden Globes as an example:

“I am pretty sure I am a doppelgänger for Alan Alda. I’m a tranny. I’m a man. I’m so painfully insecure. I’m on the verge of vomiting now. I am so horrified that I am here, and embarrassed. I’m scared.”

WTF? She’s also painfully insane. What sort of batshit crazy things are these to say while being interviewed on live TV? Oh Hai, I’m a tranny!