Do girls really want that hymen intactus feeling back?

Okay I get it – in some countries virginity is a highly prized trophy for father’s to auction off as they look for husbands for their pure daughters but what happens if daddy’s little girl got all naughty one night. Well now you can fix that problem for as little as $14.00 USD instead of the typical surgery which will cost you a lot more.

Now before you think I’m pulling your leg on this let me quote the sales pitch from the Chinese company that is behind this special effects marvel

No more worry about losing your virginity. With this product, you can have your first night back anytime. Insert this artificial hymen into your vagina carefully. It will expand a little and make you feel tight. When your lover penetrate, it will ooze out a liquid that look like blood not too much but just the right amount. Add in a few moans and groans, you will pass through undetectable. Its easy to use, clinically proven non-toxic to human and has no side effects, no pain to use and no allergic reaction.

Isn’t technology grand.

[hat tip to Ectoplamosis]