Just what every menopausal woman would want: a commemorative gold plated tampon
Can’t think of what to get the Mother-in-Law and they don’t make Hallmark Cards commemorating the end of a woman’s reproductive cycle, well have I found the gift for you. A gold, commemorative tampon.
How can you not want to race through your menstrual cycles in order to get a gold plated, CROCHETED tampon. That’s right it’s crocheted.
This “work of art” is listed for sale with this description:
A decorative work of art to commemorate that you’ve done your Tampon Time and you’re Free At Last!
This art object of a tampon symbol is beautifully hand crocheted out of metallic gold thread and hangs in a distinctive black shadow box.
Give it to your partner or spouse, your best friend, or even yourself!
Makes a great menopausal gift or post-menopausal gift although it’s probably not a minstrel gift.
Have some of the best medicine, as they say. Laugh off those hot flashes!
Shadowbox is about 8x6x1 inches