Miley Cyrus’ Uvula Attacked By Rogue Chicken

Miley Cyrus has has sore throat today, and it comes down to her uvula and a rogue chicken.

In a post to her YouTube account, the Hannah Montana star explained: “The reason I sound like this is because I cut my uvula. The way the nurse explained it to me is, you know that cartoon when that really obnoxious baby screams and you see that waggling thing around in their mouth? That’s a uvula. So I cut my uvula today on a piece of chicken. I put too much dressing on it and it got slippery and it got caught and it cut my uvula.”

Poor Miley. Fortunately this headline remains truly innocent for only 2 more years.

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