Paris Hilton: Craft means more than boob tape

In a breathless media release, the Craft & Hobby Association has announced that internationally recognized celebrities including Deborah Norville, Vanna White, Jane Seymour, and Paris Hilton will be attending the Craft and Hobby Association 2009 Winter Convention & Trade Show in Anaheim, California held from January 25 – 28, 2009, discussing their passion for crafting and various craft product lines.

That isn’t a typo, Paris Hilton is going to a Craft and Hobby Convention to talk about her passion for craft. Personally we would have though her craft skills were limited to boob tape and finger painting. We had no idea that the ancient art of penis arrangement was a craft, but we could be wrong.

The press release says she will be releasing Paris Hilton, the Creative Collection™ a multi-faceted line of fashion crafting kits from some of the most popular craft segments including scrapbooking, jewelry making and fabric embellishment.

Oooh exciting. Now that she is down $2m in jewelry I guess she has to make her own. Paris I made it myself Hilton is going to fit right in at the Craft and Hobby Convention.

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