Tags : ass sign, rumplogy, star signs, what your bum says about you, WTF
Share
Believe in Star Signs? What about ass signs?
So do you believe in start signs? What about ass signs? Did you know your butt says a lot about you and your future? If you answered, yes no or just want a good giggle you might be interested in Rumpology.
Rumpology joins astrology, instead of reading the stars you read asses. It apparently involves looking at the lines, crevices and folds of a person’s bum in the same way someone might read the palm of the hand. Insert joke about being born under the planet of Uranus here.
According to Britain’ss leading rumpologist, Sam Amos: ‘A round bottom indicates the person is open, happy and optimistic in life. A flat bottom suggests the person is rather vain and is negative and sad.’
Maybe those new year resolutions about decreasing the size of your ass, aren’t such a good idea after all.
I am also somewhat concerned about the inspection process, should you go on a date with a rumpologist first befire you let them inspect the hairs, freckles, folds and butt crack? Normally it would take three dates one of which included an expensive dinner before most normal girls would allow a *ahem* reading of this nature.
Want to learn how to read butts? Check out the very insightful rumpology for dummies.
Related posts:
