Pierre goes bald, gets a wetsuit and a hot chick half his age

Pierre the 25 year old African penguin went bald and couldn’t swim so his keeper got him a wetsuit. Now his feathers have grown back and he has scored a chick half his age. Not sure whether this break any penguin age rules, Pierre the balding pedophile penguin doesn’t quite have the same ring to it.

Check out this heart warming movie sure to be a Pixar animated feature any day now.

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