49-year-old actor Jim Carrey has a crush on 22-year-old actress Emma Stone and this week he took to YouTube to air that crush to the world.
In the video Carrey basically says he would love a relationship with her, if only he wasn’t a washed up, old, has-been. Okay he didn’t say he was a has-been but that was the feeling I got while watching the video.
Jim says in the video:
I just wanted to let you know that I think you’re all the way beautiful. Not just pretty, but, you know, smart and kindhearted. And if I were a lot younger, I would marry you, and we would have chubby little freckled faced kids. We’d laugh all day long and go camping and play Yahtzee and tell ghost stories by the fire. And the sex?
Everyday for the rest of your life, you would thank God that I was the appropriate age for you. But I’m not. I’m 49. I have lines on my face, sometimes a little grey in my beard, and it takes me a little longer to pee than it used to. Those are the only discernable signs of aging that I can find so far. Anyway, I just wanted to let you know how I felt. You’re pretty special, and I wish you continued success and artistic fulfillment, but most of all, I wish you love and contentment. That’s all.
I’m sure this was just a very weird attempt at humor but given the fact that his most recent girlfriend and his daughter are both 24-years-old and he became a grandpa at 48, it’s a bit too creepy for my liking.
Here’s the video:
What do you think of Jim Carrey’s attempt at humor?