Man Bites Into McDonald’s Burger And Gets A Seriously Gross Surprise

When Adelaide man James Parsons dove through the golden archways of his local McDonald’s, the only thing on his mind was sinking his teeth into the delicious taste and texture of a McChicken burger.

With a stomach running on empty, a mouth drooling with heavenly anticipation of the sweet treat to come, and a demanding appetite that needed bedding down for the night, Mr. Parsons couldn’t wait to drive off somewhere quiet and chow down on the McDonald’s he’d just purchased for lunch from Reynella McDonald’s drive-thru.

Yet instead of the usual culinary delight he’d come to expect from the kitchens of Mickey D’s, Mr. Parsons’ McDonald’s experience turned into a nightmarish ordeal, and one which has put him off Ronald McDonald’s for life.

You see, on that fateful Monday afternoon in South Australia, the 26-year-old Adelaide man unexpectedly, and with great relish, bit into a McChicken burger that was completely raw inside.

That’s right folks, raw!

James’s wife Philippa told Daily Mail Australia:

“He got the burger, took the first bite and thought this isn’t warm.’ He was starving and on the run – he took the second bite and looked down and the whole patty was raw.”

Quite literally, shocked to his stomach, Mr Parsons immediately pulled his car over and called the McDonald’s he had purchased the lethal burger from, to give them a piece of his mind -Well they wouldn’t want a piece of his uncooked McChicken burger now would they?

Philipa explained:

“They told him to bring the burger back and they would replace it and he said, ‘That’s not good enough.'”

When James initially told his wife about how he was violated in such an unpleasant way by a McChicken burger, Philippa was outraged.

“We need to do something about this – we need to make people be careful. I’m 30 weeks pregnant and if that happened to me it could have killed the baby.

“James hasn’t at all been sick, which is lucky – he’s grown up in the country and has quite a cast iron stomach. I actually nearly rang the hospital to see whether there was something he could take to prevent food poisoning – we weren’t sure what to do about eating raw chicken.”

Following a call to South Australia’s McDonald’s head office to alert them to the existence of the rouge McChicken burger, Mrs. Parsons was asked to take pictures of the lethal piece of fast food and email it to them for further investigations into how such an evil burger could have made its way into an unsuspecting world in the first place.

A spokesman for McDonald’s said:

“We are disappointed that this has happened. We take food safety very seriously and have strict processes and systems in place. We are currently investigating this with the restaurant and liaising with the customer directly.”

To date, McDonald’s investigations have come to zilch, and the offending burger is still sitting pretty in the Parsons’ freezer, in case it is called upon to give evidence at some point in the future.

Mrs Parsons, who is most definitely “not loving it,” added, “I think we should be getting some kind of compensation – I don’t know what but it’s so dangerous, there’s no excuse. It’s such a big franchise, I would think it would be so well monitored.”