Best 3 Items to Bring on a Deserted Island

If you were stranded on a desert island and could only bring 3 items with you to survive, what would they be?

We’ve all heard the age old question asked and possibly even thought our clever solutions were the “Bee’s Knees.”

However, I think it’s safe to say that – eliminating the option of bringing any form of conventional transportation – this 4chan user’s answer trumps all others.

Chime in if you have something better.

via reddit