Apple Cancels Christmas

Well, luck be damned: Just hours after announcing Steve Jobs had delivered his final Macworld keynote address, Apple has gone ahead and cancelled Christmas.

To be fair, it wasn’t solely Apple’s doing. A new Web site that popped up tonight explains the decision was a joint venture between Apple and Santa Claus.

Sometimes, you just can’t win.

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