Somehow, I’m Not Convinced

Brooke Hogan has taken to her MySpace ways again, but I have a feeling that this post isn’t going to be erased any time soon. Brooke’s newest addition urges us to Book ASAP since (um, since when?) her Schedule Fills Up Fast. Doesn’t this make you want to book her?

BROOKE NOW ACCEPTING PERFORMANCE AND APPEARANCE DATES!!!
Category: Music

Brooke is now accepting offers for Live Tour Dates, Live Performances, and Appearances.

Call now to book a date. Brooke’s schedule fills up quickly and she doesn’t wanna let anyone down!

Paradise Artists

Charlie Davis- 805-6468433

I suppose if you take any gig that comes your way, your schedule will fill up pretty fast, now won’t it? Something smells like desperation.