‘Horny’ Woman Calls 911 For Sex With Cop [Report]

An apparently intoxicated Punta Gorda, Fla., woman who described herself as “horny” called 911 because she claimed she wanted to have sex with an officer.

She was subsequently taken into custody for misusing the 911 system.

The woman originally called 911 about an issue with a Corvette that had been signed over to her stepson but wanted returned. After a responding officer arrived, the woman, identified in multiple media accounts as Maria Montenez-Colon, 58, began asking the cop personal questions according the police report. The questions allegedly included “you are so sexy,” “are you married?,” “I haven’t been penetrated in years,” and “I am so horny.” The woman also allegedly tried to grab the officer’s arm and rubbed her hands on his chest.

When he asked her how he could help, the woman apparently made it clear that she was attracted to a man in uniform. “You can f*** me,” she declared according to the report.

The officer, Justin Davoult, explained that the Corvette ownership dispute was a civil matter “and he left — handing her a card with the department’s number on it for future non-emergency calls.”

Case closed? Not so much.

The woman called 911 about an hour later to complain that the officer “pissed her off.” Officer Davoult along with a lieutenant returned tot he residence to find out what was wrong. According to the report, Montenez-Colon told the lieutenant that the officer who responded to the first call “was a perfect gentleman.”

But according to her, there was a slight problem: “…when I asked him to f*** me, he turned me down so that made me angry.” She admitted to Davoult that she remembered being cautioned against using 911 for non-emergencies, but added that “how else am I going to get you to f*** me?”

Officers then arrested the woman for 911 misuse and took her to Charlotte County jail.

Elsewhere in Florida, a woman recently called 911 to complain that a Tampa restaurant served her raw waffles and wouldn’t issue a refund.

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