Blake Fielder-Civil, who hasn’t been having much luck lately (and it’s his own fault) has reportedly decided to lash out at Amy Winehouse with a blackmail scheme. Amy’s life has been nothing if not embarrassingly public, but it turns out that Blake might have a lot of stories to tell if she doesn’t pay up.

Amy’s estranged husband previously told the News of the World that he didn’t want money from Amy, but a friend has revealed that he might have another agenda, claiming:

“That’s all pretence — Blake has asked Amy’s manager for £1MILLION to walk away from their marriage and not write a tell-all book about it. He’s so two-faced. He just wants a pay-off. Money’s his driving force.”

I can’t imagine what Amy could have done that would shock us, expect be really tame and enjoy embroidery while relaxing in her spotless home. Let him write it, Amy!