Kristen Stewart Writes Worst Poem Ever, Stands By ‘Every Mistake She’s Made’

Poor Kristen Stewart. It seems as though every attempt she makes to become credible simply results in her being chastised and lambasted even more.

Having established herself as teen idol thanks to her performances as Bella in the Twilight series, Stewart has since tried to move away from the character. Not only has she had an affair with a director, but she also tried to prove that she’s into alternative music by declaring her love for Black Flag, and now she’s revealed that she’s a poet too.

During a recent interview with Marie Claire, Stewart decided to recite one of her pieces to her interviewer, and then allowed the publication to print it; a decision that she might come to regret in the future.

You can read, “My Heart Is A Wiffle Ball/Freedom Pole,” by Kristen Stewart, in all its glory below:

“I reared digital moonlight/ You read its clock, scrawled neon across that black/ Kismetly … ubiquitously crest fallen/ Thrown down to strafe your foothills/ …I’ll suck the bones pretty.

Your nature perforated the abrasive organ pumps/ Spray painted everything known to man/ Stream rushed through and all out into/ Something Whilst the crackling stare down sun snuck/ Through our windows boarded up/ He hit your flint face and it sparked.

And I bellowed and you parked/ We reached Marfa/ One honest day up on this freedom pole/ Devils not done digging/ He’s speaking in tongues all along the pan handle/ And this pining erosion is getting dust in/ My eyes/ And I’m drunk on your morsels/ And so I look down the line/ Your every twitch hand drum salute/ Salutes mine.”

Meanwhile, in the same interview, Stewart also revealed that she stands by every mistake that she has made, which includes her dalliance with Snow White and the Huntsman filmmaker, Rupert Sanders. “I stand by every mistake I’ve ever made,” she admitted. “So judge away.”

Stewart then elaborated, “You don’t know who you will fall in love with. You just don’t. You don’t control it. Some people have certain things, like, ‘That’s what I’m going for,’ and I have a subjective version of that. I don’t pressure myself. If you fall in love with someone, you want to own them — but really, why would you want that? You want them to be what you love. I’m much too young to even have an answer for that question.”

The 23-year-old actress also revealed that she knows that she comes across as awkward, but that she’s OK with it, because “it’s not [her] main goal in life to get good at it.” Lets just hope that her main goal in life isn’t to become a poet, otherwise she’s going to be severely disappointed.

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