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College Junior Enters NBA Draft. The Catch: He Has No Basketball Playing Experience

Posted: May 7, 2008

Zach Feinstein is the dark horse in this years NBA Draft, the dark horse because he’s managed to register himself despite having no serious basketball playing experience.

Zach explains:

“The short story is that I, Zachary Feinstein, have declared for the 2008 NBA Draft. As a 5’8″ 130 pound Caucasian, I am the perfect candidate for professional basketball. Also, I do not play basketball.

You see, I am not currently on my college’s basketball team (Division 3 just for reference) nor did I try out to be. I was at no point on my high school’s basketball team nor did I try out to be. I was at no point on my middle school’s basketball team nor did I try out to be. The last time I was on a basketball team was before Bill Clinton got caught with his pants down.

So there you have it, I, Zach Feinstein, am in the 2008 NBA Draft.”

His credentials check out as well: he’s is definitely on the draft list. More details on his site here, including how he managed to pull it off.

Category: Odd + Funny
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Posted: May 7, 2008
Duncan Riley

By Duncan Riley









Comments


5 Archived Responses to “ College Junior Enters NBA Draft. The Catch: He Has No Basketball Playing Experience ”

  1. nice but have a nice premiumforfree.com account

  2. We should all enter the draft. Who knows? Maybe my grandma could play better than some of those guys.

  3. SunnyChiba
    May 8, 2008

    haha…you know MJ loves to pick big (bust) drafts…”with the first pick of the 2001 NBA Draft, The Washington Wizards pick Kwame Brown!!”


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