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Jones Big Ass Truck Rental And Storage


Meet Toby R Jones, entrepreneur and owner of Jones Big Ass Truck Rental and Storage. Mr Jones claim to fame is that he will store anything – “got weed? I don’t care” for the ridiculously low price of $10.99 (US) per month.

Check out the funniest home made commercial of the year.

Mr Jones has his own website, which is also hilarious.

Apparently Mr Jones was a “street pharmaceutical sales rep in 2003″ before he saw his “Distribution Manager get shot”. He ended up in the Big Ass Truck Rental and Storage Business, through the obvious route of being a roadie for a rap group. When he was on tour he learned about realestate auctions, and bought a “big ass” warehouse for $1.

According to his website, Mr Jones’ mom is making t-shirts.

Now my momma’s been bugging me that I should be selling some t-shirts to promote my business. So she’s in the living room now making them and I need to know how many t-shirts she needs to make. We’ll get the designs soon but go ahead and drop me an electric email message.

Real or viral campaign? It would be way cooler if it was real, but I’d store my weed stuff there, just because its big ass.










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3 Archived Responses to “ Jones Big Ass Truck Rental And Storage ”

  1. It's fake.

    If you go to the very bottom of his site, and click on the “Big Dog Eat Child” link, you'll see the first thing on that page is claiming this is some sort of production and a sketch comedy series.

    Funny either way though.

    –Kyle

  2. I called the number and spoke to Toby himself! He was very nice and asked me what I had to store. I told him I needed to store my sister's baby and he asked a few more questions pertaining to age, weight and height and how long I needed to store the baby. He gave me a great price. I think It was like $9.99 a month. I told my sister that the price was better than any babysitter she could get. Once he had all the information he needed he said to come on down. We laughed and he told me I could find him in different areas in and around Chicago. He will be at the Lakeshore Theater next month.

  3. maybe he will store items for exchange of cracks..
    or on second thought maybe he will sell stored items in exchange of doobies..=)