Category: Odd + Funny Author : Duncan Riley Posted: December 4, 2008
Tags : christians, Grand Theft Auto, Grand Theft Auto gay
The Timothy Plan, a Christian investment company that checks media for violence and gayness has published its annual sodomy and chainsaws list for video games.
Grand Theft Auto IV makes the list as a gay game, being described by the group as including “Homosexual Encounters:”
The main character can solicit dates from males on his online dating website, but will be turned down because he lists himself as a straight male.
Also making the list (via Queerty)
Saints Row 2: “Homosexual Encounters: Players can customize their character in any way imaginable. You can cross dress your character, and select voices to match your homosexual or transgender created player. Characters like Randy the Tranny were used in marketing the game.”
Mass Effect: “Lesbian Encounters: The sexual encounter occurs even if you create a female character, which opens the door to same-sex relationships.”
Bully: Scholarship Edition: “Homosexual Encounters: Gay achievements such as “over the rainbow” can be reached on the XBOX360 when you kiss 20 boys.”
Fable II: “Homosexual Encounters: Players can have a gay/lesbian marriage and have gay/lesbian sex.”
Army of Two: “Homosexual Encounters:(not mentioned): Somewhat homo-erotic undertones between the two main characters are present.”
Because you know, the promotion of homosexuality is the most concerning thing in the GTA series….not.
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Dec 4, 2008
I wonder how they found out all of these things… Most normal users would NEVER find out about that rainbow award. Haha. Maybe they have something to hide
Dec 4, 2008
he was pretending to be gay just to kill a certain gay man, well… this could go worse so I better not be of much help. LOL.
Dec 5, 2008
man, that christian is a FAG
Dec 5, 2008
Me, I like to think about how the Timothy Plan went about rating 142 games in 13 categories. Imagine the countless hours spent in front of game consoles — maiming, murdering, cursing, smoking, stripping off their clothes, soliciting prostitutes, consuming vast quantities of drugs and alcohol, cross dressing, and matching voices to their transgender created players.
What wicked fun they must have had.
for more on this, see “these video games have been brought to you by satan”:
http://blogs.computerworld.com/best_worst_video…
cheers,
dt
Jan 19, 2009
I think there's nothing wrong even if GTA IV is enabling gay characters as part of the game itself.. That's more enjoyable IMHO..
Jan 26, 2009
Tyson and Eliot from Army of Two are not gay.
Jan 26, 2009
Actually, I see the validity of this. When I played GTA IV, Iwas actually suprised to see a strong pro-homosexual vibe. That's not to say it was a “Gay Game”, but rather it had one or two (but not too much to be preachy) unexpected gay related subplots that I found refreshing and quite in touch with the modern rational minded person.
That's just my opinion, though. We've yet to hear from the archaic homophobes.
Jan 27, 2009
I've thought the GTA franchise was gay for a long time, but never knew anything about any homosexuality. The game just sucks after the first 20 minutes. They might as well just make one mission and then add stupid conditions on it each time, so people only THINK it's a new one…..oh wait, that's what they did. gay
Jan 28, 2009
and dont forget the purple teletubie. these people are nuts! batshit crazy
Feb 1, 2009
Elliot and Tyson are the straightest dudes.
Haha, if they saw a rainbow. They'd shoot the shit up outta it. Haha.
Mar 3, 2009
WTF does it matter if the game might be gay? I'm not gay, but i dont understand why there is any conflict over the subject. People dont just not play games if the main character or anyone else in it is gay, right? You all would play the same damn games regardless of the sexuality of the characters. Whoever started this blog, and all of you who argued are homophobic, ignorant, ***holes.
Mar 3, 2009
Thats right, i went there.
May 22, 2009
Tommy Verceti say he did your wife you poor bastered not I did your husband you poor bastered?
MR Auto says nothing he could possibly is gay he's to quiet.
Niko Belic , could possibly be gay not sure could be doing his cousin roman but then that would make him a lesbian.
Carl Johnson not gay he likes fucking, to much. In fact rockstar got sued for his fucking habbits.
Vick Vance is definitley gay he's gotta be the gayest character yet.
Johnny is gay to he can't even get a date on the internet i probably should see if guys would date him instead.
Toni Cipriani is unknown i don't know if he likes puddie cats or not he's itallian i don't see very many gay itallians.
Johnny the biker looks at naked politicians GAY
Feb 7, 2012
This was one of Brucie's mission in which Roman creates you gay account to kill french Tom. And in the end of the game you marry a female… So stfu.