[How To] Build Your Own Bacon (Bakon) Alarm Clock

The BAKON is the best (probably actually the worst) alarm clock you’ll ever own (build with your own two hands). The premise is simple, just set the time you want to wake up and this nifty little waste of time will cook you some bacon and wake you up to the smell of cooked pig and the sound of oinks.

With BAKON you simply place your frozen bacon in the “alarm” the night before, go to bed and wake up to some delicious food. Then again if you sleep for 12 hours at a time like my wife, you might just wake up to food poisoning.

Sure it’s hilarious, but I literally want to punch the inventor in the face, that oinking is annoying and well…the video above speaks for itself.

Special thanks to the team at Instructables for wasting my time with this invention. Serious though, I at least got a laugh out of it. Go to their website to see how you can build your very own BAKON.