Category: Odd + Funny Author : Duncan Riley Posted: December 3, 2008
Tags : alec greven, american, how to talk to girls, how to talk to girls alec greven, how to talk to girls book
9 year old writes book on how to talk to girls
Kids can fall into two categories, oh my god isn’t that kid cute, or oh my god that kid is so annoying if he wasn’t 9 I’d punch him. Meet Alec Greven the precocious nine year old that if he wasn’t nine you would punch.
Alec Grevin has written a book that provides help for boys and men who are having difficulty making the talk with the ladiez. Apparently its written from his enormous knowledge, experience, and observations of the trouble boys have getting a girl to like them in the school yard.
Check out the video. I know you will agree with me, that in five years, this boy is going to have to go to Amazon and buy a book entitled “Standing up to Bullies”. Trust me enjoy the 15 minutes kid, because in high school, the closest you are going to get to a girl, is through the slats in your locker as she walks past.



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Dec 3, 2008
hmmmm – pretty sad when an adult (you are over 9, or are you?) is jealous of a little 9 year old. Sounds like you're the one who's been hiding in lockers and being bullied by the REAL boys….
Dec 8, 2008
that is soo unbelievably mean! you nasty old coot! don't pick on little children!
i hope your marriage gets ruined. and if your a pathetic old bachelor/widow/old maid/thing, i hope you stay that way until cats eat you alive.
>:P
Dec 9, 2008
shut up
doenst sound like your gonna get a girl either DICK
Mar 10, 2009
JUULLAYYY!!!!