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Dumb Footballer Stupid Name; Plaxico Burress Shot Himself

Posted: November 29, 2008

Plaxico Burress, the New York Giants wideout accidentally shot himself in the leg at a nightclub Friday night. Burress spent the night at the hospital. Sadly he won’t be qualifying for a Darwin Award as his wound is not considered life-threatening. Plaxico now means dumb footballer in latin.

Burress had already been injured before he shot himself. His hamstring injury which would have prevented him from playing in this Sundays’ game against the Washington Redskins is now presumably much worse.

Videos and camera phone footage of Plaxico shooting himself are not yet available. Apparently a $35 million contract doesn’t stop you making an ass of yourself.

Fans of the New York team should be pissed. This is another black spot in what has not been a good year off the field for Burress. He has been suspended and fined several times this season for missing meetings and arguing with officials.

Burress has been insisting that he and his $35 million contract are not a distraction to the team. Yeah well how about shooting yourself in the leg? Think that qualifies as a distraction? Chump. The New York Giants should ask for their money back.



Comments


6 Archived Responses to “ Dumb Footballer Stupid Name; Plaxico Burress Shot Himself ”

  1. The Truth
    Nov 29, 2008

    Dumb assed nigga.

  2. I agree with all of the above…how stupid can you be? He should get at least get honable mention in the Darwin awards.

  3. Plaxico
    Nov 30, 2008

    LOL!!!

  4. A Giants Fan
    Nov 30, 2008

    You mention that Giants fan may be pissed. This fan is is happy, hopefully the Giants will get rid of him. Plus his replacement looks like a much better player!

  5. Bruce Lee
    Mar 3, 2012

    #winning

  6. Bruce Lee
    Mar 3, 2012

    #Epicfail